my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”
and i was like “..the what?”
and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting
and i was like “how is that a bird”
and she said “well what do you think it is?”
and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”
..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”
Barkovitch starts his fatal conversation with Rank by saying “I’ve been meaning to ask you” and then asks if his name is short for Ranklin Delano Roosevelt. The guy premeditated that bit and still fumbled it so bad that Rank ended up dead and he made all the other Walkers instantly hate him. Cringe failure loser of a character. Love him entirely.
Gay Anthony Boyle and his diva hag wife just got married and they are being sooooo mean teenage girl best friends whispering to each other about you right in front of your face to the family consigliere and also they just propositioned him for a threesome I think
